Listen, you probably really shouldn’t buy this shirt. You know your mom or your girlfriend/wife is probably gonna get pretty low-key twacked about it…you know, the way they do?
And then think of the potential feelings you’re gonna hurt out on the street with it. Purple hair Elon fan beings could possibly become so triggered that you’ll be assaulted by thrown soy latte’s every time you pass a charging station or Whole Foods store. Terrible!!…just, terrible.
Really, we’ve got plenty of other cool shirts…buy one of them and save yourself some grief.